Jelly Bellies are one of the most numerous in variety when it comes to flavor. Well, think again. Their wide array of flavors cannot compare to our team. We proudly have the following: (Brace yourself.)
- Drama queen/princess.
- Singing reggae dad.
- Sweet-looking bipolar prime minister.
- Hug manager.
- K-9 PHP Programmer.
- Schizophrenic blogger.
**(Halfway through and I know you’re already confused, kindly read on :p )**
- Lakers Chef.
- Obsessive Compulsive Clutter Artist.
- Daddy’s girl.
- Dessert nurse.
- Salon hearthrob.
- Bully Jelly.
- Div master emoticon.
Yes, I know your head hurts…
You can’t fully grasp the different personalities in the team. I guess you can never really understand unless you taste one (If you’re up for it that is). It is the Jelly Belly way…Being scared of one flavor prevents you from enjoying the adventure. It doesn’t really matter. Some like cinnamon, others like watermelon better. Whichever the case is, it makes up the whole Jelly Belly can. We beat all their 49 flavors don’t you think?
Well we won’t be complete if we’re missing one.